Battle bears

Battle bears is one of the awesomest apps in the world where you kill cute pink little Teddy bears who want to hug you to death (sounds stupid but is surprisingly good)

Oliver:I am sick and tired of these $&@! Huggables on this &@$! Ship

Line from battle bears

by Mr.mam June 4, 2011

Battle Royale

A book that's about 42 kids going to an island where they are have to kill eachother becase a law. This book was turned into a manga and a movie.(Both are good)

Themanga shows more gore.
The movie lease out all the backstories.

Hopefully the American version of Battle Royale won't suck as much as people saying it will be.

by Blake Marie April 30, 2007

Battle Royal

A misspelling of the popular Japanese book/manga and movie called Battle Royale
If you haven't already seen the film, I suggest you go and see it unless you are really into manga then you could read that first.
To see what its about then read some entries on the Battle Royale definitions.

"Hey did you know how to spell Battle Royale?"
"No I don't, I'll try anyway and create a thread for a misspelt version on Urban Dictionary"
"OK fair enough."

by Jonny January 1, 2005

battle shits

The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.

In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.

This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.

The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.

by Jip! January 26, 2007

battle goat

when two guys are each doing a chick from behind, but they are in the same room and the girls are facing each other and the girls' heads are banging against each other. and whoever knocks out the other girl first wins.

watch two goats battling on youtube, substitute goats with women who are being fucked from behind, thus the battle goat.

by goulet24 January 30, 2010

Battle Metal

1. Another term given to folk metal

2. An Album by the great folk metal band turisas

1. I loves me some Battle Metal

2. Me:I was listening to the Scandinavian Folk Metal band turisas yesterday

Friend: Really? which Album?

Me: Battle Metal, it's fucking epic

by Too many other names on UD January 24, 2009

Battle of Alberta

The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.

Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.

Edmonton is easily the better city as well.

Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?

A: The bucket.

by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006