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Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps
'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'
by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009
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bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.
With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.
by pentozali July 24, 2011
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Bapo

a codeword for the juul. best used around teachers.
yo, you got bapo?
by hispanic tiger January 11, 2019
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Baps

(adj.) When something can't get any more awesome
1. Man, that's totally baps.
2. Yo, dude, that party last night was THE BAPS!
by Dani&Caleb October 17, 2008
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baphomet

baphomet pendants are often confused with pentagrams, however, baphoments are thought to be more satanic.
"OMG!! She's wearing a pentagram/baphomet! SATAN WORSHIPPER!!"
by The Exorcist March 19, 2005
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Baso

Hey dawg pass the baso!
by Nonstop August 27, 2003
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creamy baps

when a pregnant woman tries to brestfeed but insted of clean mlk.a curdled and grisly mixture comes out of her nipple.
dave ` we will have no creamy baps here mary thanks`
by 23gnm3 February 19, 2010
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