Bail

To cancel plans that you previously agreed upon.

Bail: I realized I don’t like Alek, I’m not going anymore.
Not bailing: Reese is so cute but unfortunately I already have plans and can’t go.

by Baller3005 December 18, 2023

statement bail

When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.

I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.

by Kaceymac August 12, 2017

Ego bailing

The art of being a pilchard and running away when you're team (in online games) is in a position of advantage against an opposing team and a member of you're team runs away putting you're team at a disadvantage and blames everyone else.

Horgan we would have won that fight if you weren't ego bailing

by Paul kingy October 21, 2023

Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.

Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

Bail

One of the best part of America's justice system. The doctrine that, by default, you should be released from jail until given a fair trial. Usually you must pay money as leverage so you show up in court. Bail is one of the greatest parts of America's justice system, because it makes it so much easier to get a fair trial, work with attorneys, etc. and it also ensures that you won't spend months or years in jail only to be found not guilty of a crime. Unfortunately, many poor people can't afford to pay cash bail and sit in jail until trial, often for crimes they did not commit.

In America, if you rob a bank, you can bail out and go free until you have a fair trial. In China, if you criticize the government, you'll be arrested and held in jail for months or years, and you won't be given a fair trial.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

Irish Bail

when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.

Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration

by SoberCaine November 5, 2021

Bails

Bails is cool awesome funny guy!!!!!!!! He is so silly!!

Wow bails is so silly

by matsumatt September 23, 2023