by B.u.f.f.y. January 11, 2009
Get the B.U.F.F.Y. mug.H.F.B. is an acronym for either 'Holiday Fuck Buddy' or 'Hometwon Fuck Buddy'.
Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.
Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.
What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Your H.F.B. is someone that you casually have sex with, when visiting your hometown, usually when you are on holiday and/or visiting your parents.
Quite often the HFB is someone you dated while at high school, but not always the case.
What is particularly different about the HFB, from the normal fuck buddy, is that due to the close friendship which exists, this "arrangement" can often last for many, many years even when one or both people are married.
Dave: "So Mike, what did you get up to on your long weekend?"
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
Mike: "Went back home and caugt up with my folks. Managed to nail my H.F.B. a few times while I was there..."
by Bucko_NZ February 7, 2008
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Fucking Big Indian: A large man or woman of indiginous roots. Commonly sighted at bingo halls and beer holes, this species can be quite dangerous when approached.
To avoid harm, look directly at the F.B.I., and slowly back away. It has been noted that throwing coins will distract them.
To avoid harm, look directly at the F.B.I., and slowly back away. It has been noted that throwing coins will distract them.
You walk into a bar or a bingo, and what's the first thing you see? That's right, it's an F.B.I. staring you down like you were a word they couldn't understand.
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Get the B.I.F. mug.Big Ugly Fat Fuck, aka, that annoying guy who considers himself to be all that, but in reality said person is just a douche bag. The term is typically used in veiled sarcasm by everyone else around said person, since he is far too oblivious to the intended meaning.
Troy: "Hey Jerry, you're looking pretty B.U.F.F. there, you been working out?"
Jerry: "What? Nah, I'm just naturally this way."
Steve: (to Troy, after Jerry walks away) "Did you really mean that?"
Troy: "Yep, he really is a Big Ugly Fat Fuck"
Jerry: "What? Nah, I'm just naturally this way."
Steve: (to Troy, after Jerry walks away) "Did you really mean that?"
Troy: "Yep, he really is a Big Ugly Fat Fuck"
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Get the F.B.G.M. mug.Cletus is going over to hit on that girl and the B.A.F. doesn't even see that herpes fired up on her lip.
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