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Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection
My library guardian is a small metal fairy
by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023
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Library Rush

When a programmer finds a programming library and proceeds to nut over it's capabilities and good documentation.
John, when your Library Rush ends, immediately start implementing it into the project, the deadline is Friday!
by ShadowJonathan August 5, 2019
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Lines Library

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 5, 2025
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Library Grunter

Grunts, moans, and sighs that sounds awkwardly similar to dropping a deuce, watching porn or even slow sex. Very common for the culprit to have headphones on and be unaware of their inappropriate library sounds.
Emma was studying diligently in the library when the sounds of a library grunter penetrated her eardrum making her geology homework nearly impossible to focus on.
by sexinpublicplaces February 28, 2011
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Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”
Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“
by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018
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C.D. Library

A place where people go to relax and be bored the fuck out of there minds. I mean seriously, there is nothing to do here except to walk around and find low lifes on the computers in the corner watching some freaky indian porno or something. And talking about DVDs, this place has the worst selection of dvds, even worse than your dead grandpa's collection, so it's a pretty chill palce as you can see.
by Bisexual sea lion July 6, 2010
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library monitor

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022
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