assface

to sit on ones face and fart

Bam: we think Rake needs to have a meetbag to the face
Rake:that was disqusting!!!
Bam : your jacket desserved that
Rake: That was the worst assface ever!!!!!

by heroin bob slc September 25, 2010

assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

by van ultima January 27, 2005

assface

a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death

"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"

by DUEEEEejfslkdfr;lksjdl November 19, 2006

asdife

to bash over the head repeatedly.

Rob got pissed and asdifed Boone with a shovel.

by Derick Boone April 13, 2008

assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

by gumball323 July 15, 2010

Assface

like buttface, JUST BETTER!!

oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars

by areyoukiddingme08 February 4, 2015

ASAIF

As Soon As I'm Free

I will take a look at it ASAIF.

by pseydonum July 3, 2017