Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based group known worldwide for their excellent bird watching skills. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear symbol. Often seen commuting to various bird watching locations on their sport bikes

The Assfault Junkies recently opened up their own shop! They have the best bird watching equipment in town!

by PinkyThePurpleFartingDinosaur July 26, 2011

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

asswart

Definitely something you don't wanna have.
If you stumbled upon this definition via google, I wish ye all the good luck. That's gotta hurt?

Shit those asswarts are exploding again!

by Oil Derrick April 12, 2009

assgargle

the act of someone or something inserting their head up someone or something else's rectum and gulping down its contents

You fucking faggot assgarglers.

by Roper August 12, 2003

Assface

A name given to Brittany when she does something retarded

When you have an asschin.

God, you're such an assface!

Hey, you have an assface!

by Your Ugly Ass Momma February 23, 2005

asstard

you are mean and retarded at the same time. congratulations, if somebody called you this.

"you are an asstard for giving me a breakup note and staying to watch me read it."

by im not an asstard November 12, 2009

AssFace

The Greek saying for a strong face of an ass

Look at the assface over there. He thinks he's so cool!

by Melissa19 February 26, 2006