Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

Assange

(v). To move across a dance floor surface, specifically one that's lit from underneath.

"Let's assange our way across the dance floor."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Assange

(v). To prepare (food) by the use of heat, as by boiling, baking, or roasting.

The steak was well-assanged.

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assagog

leader of all asses in the universe

You are an assagog!

by heebie jeebie February 5, 2003

Asbaftords

A word that was clearly made up to prove that whatever one thinks of is now brought into existance and thus exists dispite all other considerations.

You can't make everything exist, Kevin.

Retort: Yeah, whatever. Asbaftords. There, that never existed, and it does now because I said it.

by Kevin DuBois February 21, 2004

Assangeaphobia

Fear of getting fired for leaking information to the media. Conversely, fear that one's own employees might be unafraid to blow the whistle. espionage media mafia leaks information warfare omerta

Assangeaphobia is keeping my homies in Cupertino and Langley awfully quiet these days.

by mshaler September 15, 2012

Assaholic

When a person has a tendency to act like an ass or shmuckass

It could either be a constant thing like a personality trait or just a sudden outburst/tantrum

"Brandon you sure as hell are acting like an assaholic by constantly wanting to contradict me"

by KDiggidyDiaz June 7, 2016