(This applies to a majority of asian kids in the US) The reason Asian kids in are very depressed, here are the charateristics of them:
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
Asian kid: I got a freakin B on the test! I'm dead!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
by Gazerock4ever March 21, 2009
Get the Asian Parentsmug. Yao: Yo did you see me peel out of that driveway man!
Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!
Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!
by Dizza March 24, 2006
Get the reverse asianmug. The highest possible level of human efficiency. Allows the person to focus all of their senses solely on their work to point of becoming impossible to distract and/or communicate with. Makes it possible to work for an incredible number of hours without the need of nourishment, sleep, or relieving oneself.
Never before observed in non-Asian races.
Never before observed in non-Asian races.
Mike: "I'm starting to worry about her. The physics final is tomorrow, and she hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days. I tried to bring her some food, but she just started studying harder."
Neal: "Dude, Asian mode."
Neal: "Dude, Asian mode."
by KeyserSoze6 August 8, 2010
Get the Asian modemug. The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.
"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."
by CJSTUD December 17, 2007
Get the asian zingmug. When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.
1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.
by Moo Snuckel May 11, 2015
Get the asian abusemug. When you are playing ping pong and you crush the ball with an overhead hit. When this happens you can yell "I'm full on asian." It can referred as going full on asian.
David and Vince were playing ping pong when suddenly Vince lobs the ball and David crushes it while yelling "I'm going full on asian."
by dreichert November 7, 2011
Get the full on asianmug. As many as one in two persons of Asian descent possess non-functional copies of the liver enzyme (ALDH-2) needed to process acetaldehyde. Even a single cocktail can lead to Asian flush, a painful and embarrassing condition resulting from acetaldehyde levels shooting up 6 to 20 times that of people with normal ALDH-2. This burst of acetaldehyde triggers facial flushing, elevated heart rate, headache, nausea, dizziness and vomiting.
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"
Although most with this condition view it as a minor inconvenience, it has been suggested that those with alcohol flush reaction may be at higher risk for alcohol related conditions such as liver disease, asthma, and cancer of the esophagus. Among flushers who are heavy drinkers the incidence of upper gastrointestinal tract cancer is about 50 times higher than normal. Higher rates of head and neck cancer have also been noted.
A functional shot/mixer supplement has garnered strong anecdotal evidence of efficacy against this condition. Google: "Cheerz IntellIShot Asian flush"
by samanthawhite22 January 12, 2010
Get the asian glowmug.