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arizona hotrock

Not sure if this is actually feasible, but when you wrap sandpaper around your penis pour on a little hot sauce, and do a chick in the ass.
When I gave her the Arizona Hotrock, she started to cry, due to her burning asshole...but I quenched the fires with my spunk.
by Andrew March 1, 2004
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Arieon

She is beautiful and inspiring. Gives way more than she receives, but never stops giving. She is funny and can make friends with anyone. Very ambitious and doesn't give up easily. You can knock her down and she'll still love you. Even in her darkest hour she will still help you. She is rare and should be treated as such. Million dollar smile and is worthy of changing the entire world.
I'm so lucky to have a friend like Arieon, she's the best!
by Hitmaker December 22, 2016
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Arizona Cardinals

Soon to be Super Bowl Champions.

1. Super Bowl Winning Querterback is leading the team. If Uninjured, Kurt Warner can put up Peyton Manning numbers and win an MVP easily. If Kurt Warner is injured, Matt Lienart can come in and do very well.

2. The Cards have the best WR Core in the League. Anquian Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald were the 4th and 5th leading recievers in yards in 2005, and that was back when Kurt Warner was injured and they had Josh Mcown had to lead the team. Imagine what they could do if Kurt is uninjured on '06

3. That have the best kicker in the entire league. Neil Rackers was once on NFL Total access. From 40 yards away, he could hit the crossbars with ease, 6 TIMES. He set a record for FG's made and FG persentage last year.

4. They got Edgerrin James. The ONLY thing stopping them last year from having a perfect offence was a good RB, now they have it. The Edge could help out in blocking, catching, and most importantly running.

5. Picking up TE Leanard Pope and G Matui Latui easily makes a great O-Line.

6. According to ESPN, they have the 10th best defence in the league.

7. According to the 05 season, they have the 8th best defence in the league

8. They are playing in the Easiest Division in the League
The Arizona Cardinals could very well get to the superbowl if they can get there run game going and get better red-zone scoring, and considering their pickups in the off-season and the fact of injuries in 05, they could EASILY do VERY well in '06.
by Spikesy July 23, 2006
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Arizona Adobe

Similar to an Alaskan Pipeline, you take a shit in a condom and sun dry it, therefore creating a brick-like substance inside the condom suitable for activities normally performed with a dildo.
Hello hunny, happy birthday, it's an Arizona Adobe!
by empTe January 10, 2009
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Arizona Throat Fuck

When you're getting your dick sucked and right as you ejaculate you shove your dick further down his/her throat, causing her to throw up your cum and the other contents of her stomach.
Mary: Martha, what did you and Tom do for your birthday.

Martha: He gave me the best Arizona Throat Fuck I've ever had.
by Ole' Smoky October 23, 2018
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Arizona

The best state in the country to live in if you want to avoid natural disasters and horrible weather. There are parts of the state where it doesn't go above 100 in the summer and it doesn't go below 20 in the winter. The only bad weather you have to worry about is a bad thunderstorm with strong wind. There are no earthquakes, tornados, hurricanes etc...
California has earthquakes. The midwest has floods and massive tornados. The southeastern states have hurricanes. The midwest, northwest, and northeastern states are below freezing all winter long. Many have summers with 75-90% muggy and oppressive humidity. Arizona has great weather all year round and is not prone to any type of natural disaster.
by AZ Native February 1, 2009
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Arizona Rattlesnake

When a guy is about to finger his girl, he puts some icy hot on his fingers. When he does finger her it results in the most extreme pain ever imagined.
"John wanted to brake up with his girlfriend, so he gave her an Arizona Rattlesnake."
by HolyHotDamnJesusCakes January 12, 2010
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