anus munchies

it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.

Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"

Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."

Person 1 - "anus munchies"

Person 2 - "You're a dick"

by old man haskins June 13, 2008

Anus aniliation

when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!

Anus aniliation kills the butthole

by MARSHAMAR August 28, 2007

anus lover

Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.

Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.

by dingle stick November 08, 2014

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! October 08, 2015

dragon anus

the act of putting a 1000 degree knife in someones asshole

she told me do dragon anus and got a knife from the kitchen and blow torches

by baked beans in your butt November 18, 2018

anus opener

What someone uses to open their beer.

I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.

by Rbomb04 December 21, 2014

anus bobber

A person who bobbs there partners anus around with there hand or his dick usually during sex.

Joe Haskett gave an anus bobber to another guy.

by Anal King May 16, 2006