slim anus

Originally a nickname given to Eminem by ICP, however it can be used to describe someone who's never had anal sex, therefore leaving their anus slim.

You hear me rippin those fart out? It's cause I got a slim anus.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

Anus aniliation

when you take a big CRAP and it hurts so bad that youre anus feels like it just got destroyed!

Anus aniliation kills the butthole

by MARSHAMAR September 5, 2007

anus munchies

it will put an end to any awkwardly serious conversation you dont want to be in.

Person 1 - "booma chic cowboy how ya been?"

Person 2 - "boosh mawn, not so positive, not so negative."

Person 1 - "anus munchies"

Person 2 - "You're a dick"

by old man haskins June 12, 2008

anus lover

Someone who makes love to and is in love with an anus.

Zach Armstrong is such an anus lover. He licks his sisters anus 24/7.

by dingle stick November 8, 2014

anus sniffer

Someone who likes to smell assholes, especially dirty ones.

Oh my, she is an anus sniffer...she sniffed my anus and licked it ...

by AmitChak June 29, 2016

anus churning

Taking a plunger or other toilet cleaning item and shove in someone's ass; typically to simulate churning butter.

Guy 1: How weird did it get? Is she freaky?
Guy 2: Dude, she wanted an anus churning.

by Dankdankpusspuss February 8, 2017

captain anus

Captain Anus - Referring to a humorous and uninhibited social group member. Often the person who takes a joke "one step too far".

We were all laughing at the series of double entendre until Captain Anus took it one step too far, but graphically describing the coloration of his anal region.

by Flange! November 27, 2015