antelope

n. A vicious hunter of the plains. Travels in groups. Has a hatred of red roses.

"I was trampled by antelope!"

by bill November 20, 2002

Turkish Anteater

Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.

I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.

by Dasavagewon November 27, 2007

anecdate

A date that is so incredibly awful that the only reason you don't walk out is so that you can describe the scene in detail to your friends for years to come.

Although Craig was possibly the most outrageously boring man she had ever been on a date with, Alice felt that she had to stay until the end as it would at least make an amazing anecdate to tell her friends about afterwards.

by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011

antediluvian

Old fashioned. So beyond last season

That hooker got apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. She is so antediluvian

by Magmanimous February 22, 2017

Antennagate

A term Apple CEO Steve Jobs coined that refers to the whole iPhone 4 antenna/reception issues saga that has been seriously blown out of proportions by something known as the Android media. When the certain phone is held in a certain way that bridges the connection of the lower-left iPhone antenna, both signal strength and reception quality is dramatically lost, at an average loss of -24dB.

This issue also happens with every other cell phone ever made, except ignorant companies like HTC, Nokia, and RIM have defended Apple's claim. That's why they ask themselves why their phones aren't the ones people want.

Android owner: "You own an iPhone 4. How are the Antennagate bars going along?"
iPhone owner: "They come and go, but never have I experienced a dropped call since owning it."
Android owner: "That's not what I've been hearing lately from all of this Antennagate."
iPhone owner: "Get your head out of your ass, troll."

by AlnAndr July 23, 2010

Antelope

A pedestrian walking on dark streets at night often in dark clothing, with little regard to their surroundings. Antelope disregard traffic and safety guidelines. They tend to dart out in front of you out of nowhere, like deer. If you almost hit one they will become angered as if it's your fault they're practically invisible. Rather than gasping and saying "Oh dear!" upon sight, one should simply scream "Antelope" instead to avoid confusion.

Did you see that antelope pop up out of nowhere after we passed the store? Yeah he didn't even slow down, I almost hit him!

by junkdoll February 20, 2010

ante up bitch

Used specifically before getting pumped up for a sports game, it refers to how much we the home team is bringing and that the other team better {up the ante} or we will make them eat dirt like good little bitches.

By Itself (yell it really loud) "Ante Up Bitch"

by Sean "Yo Motha" C'Dog July 5, 2005