angus cow

a significantly overweight, ugly, umemployed, trailer park trash, native to north eastern New Jersey.

The angus cow sticks her head through the trailer window awaiting her rail thin ex-husband to deliver her alimony/child support check. She impatiently mooos from time to time as the window jam cuts into her flab.

by sexy buns October 13, 2006

Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

Angus McWhirter

An Angus McWhirter is
(a) a regular on 70s children's tv show, along side host Roy Castle and twin brother, Norris.

(b) rhyming slang meaning, making a woman squirt whilst in the throws of anal sex.

Blimey, I rogered the missus so hard up the log flume she did an Angus

Angus McWhirter

by WainyC70 June 28, 2018

Angus Clark

Angus the skinhead lukemia patient with a micro penis covered with thick pubes

Dude i got drunk last night and fucked Angus Clark worst mistake ever is was like bouncing on a thick bush of pubes with no dick

by Hezza69 May 26, 2019

Angus McBangus

He is the lost twin-step-older-younger-cousin-father-dog brother of Ronald McDonald. Their family names are different due to the 3rd marriage of their father when he took his wife's name. There are theories that their original family name isn't McDonald either and that the actual one has been lost in the ages due to the multiple wives of their father (Johnathan (family name unknown))

Person A: How've you been B?
Person B: Angus McBangus.
Person A: Te-hee Te-hee

by Torpaskor September 22, 2019

Angus Dei

To play with a divine beefy tone.

Yo, that violinist is playing some mad Angus Dei

by Pius Felix March 26, 2021

angus mclaren

back off he’s mine (pls)

👉👈 angus mclaren uwu

by crunch_ihateracheal123 July 18, 2023