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Andrew

Andrew is a short pale person that got vibe checked in the head so hard he only knows how to say one phrase. His favorite daily activity is biting his unmentionables really hard and then crying for an hour, occasionally licking the blood off. He also has stomach cancer because of all of the Windex banana milkshakes he makes. His favorite meal is a mix of horse thighs and the souls of redheaded people (he's the one that steals them)
Is that Andrew? I heard he pisses straight blood.
by ghlow October 10, 2019
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The best guy you will ever meet. He´s unresistible and handsome, and he will give you a big smile. He can also be your best friend. But don´t think too far, he might think your only a friend to him.
Boy 1: Where´s Andrew?

Boy 2: Who´s Andrew

Boy 1: Are you crazy?!
by Alex<3* January 12, 2021
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Andrew is a thicc mah
by serpientejaxxs July 6, 2017
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a muscular black dude with no chill gets salty alot and likes arm wrestles
also has a small dick
andrew is just andrew
by weabowellieawilly November 13, 2019
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Someone that’s wierd
by Anonymous 4454 February 20, 2019
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A PERSON WHO'S TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING UNLESS IT IS WATCHING ANIME OR READING RETARDED SHIT
THIS PERSON IS AN ANDREW. HE READS SUMMARIES INSTEAD OF READING THE BOOK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
by Deadperson999 October 27, 2018
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A wonderful, smart, sexy, handsome, tall and muscular man that have girls swarming him craving and desiring his huge giant mammoth of a cock.
Wow, you're such an Andrew!
by Wettymanpseudonym June 25, 2017
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