John said "I am from Oregon and blood courses through my oregons" John is now a Beta Male (Alternate definition)
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Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
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A complete God at overwatch who never backs down from a fight unless there is mountain dew and doritos involved.
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Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.
Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
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