by ahrnygoose September 23, 2010
Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
by Big Geno June 12, 2006
by I_Love_Hooters January 19, 2005
by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 09, 2017
The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.
Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.
by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 02, 2016
A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.
-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.
by Franklin Turdz August 04, 2008