Michael afton ward

An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one

*kills them* -phøenix

by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022

Afton

Very unpleasent, causes discomfort and can cause anal leakage.

Eating too much fruit caused my stomach to afton.

by yffej June 25, 2008

SFM Michael Afton

Legit the most hottest guy ever, basically fueling my Michael Afton addiction as an anonymous female I can say that I do fear pregnancy, but I'd definitely smash SFM Michael Afton
Like, how could y'all not like Zamn😍😩

Me: *simping over SFM Michael Afton*
My sis: "bruh stop"

by Toxicthewolf March 19, 2022

Afton

whore who doesn't pay rent and uses all of the hot water in the shower, leaving none for anybody else.

damn dude, that girl is such an afton.

by awwnigga89 January 13, 2009

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Afton

Shuggie - do- lolly, You-who-who, hoot-n-nanny, Faith, Cissy's baby, miricle of God, my joy, beautiful young woman of God, fun, loving, kind, wonderful niece, s-m-a-r-t, survivor, gifted, talented, majorette, french horn player, loves string, tape, bandaids and can build anything with those three things, cat scratch fever, high-tech

Afton wonderful young woman dedicated to God, her family and her friends. At times appears to be non-responsive to her mothers voice but in reality knows everything that is happining around her. Survivor of a deadly disease cat-bite-fever - "REALLY". Almost died 2011, but was saved by God to continue to bless the lives of all those who love her.

by Afton's Cissy November 10, 2012

Alton NH

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes

Alton NH sucks

by Tru Patriot July 15, 2015