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Agent

What conspiracy theorists like to call the people who don't believe in their wacko theories and who will argue against the theorists with reasonable arguments and evidence. Theorists will claim these people are working for the government and a part of the conspiracy.
Those conspiracy theorists called me an agent because I actually provided a reasonable explanation why a purple elephant didn't crash into the Pentagon on 9/11.
by Castun August 22, 2008
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Agent Xenon

AgtXenon: Hi.
Everybody: Fuck me, it's Agent Xe!
by Jesse Filipko March 11, 2004
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The Secret Agent

When receiving a blow job and asked to notify the blowjober when ejaculation is imminent. Upon said notification the blowjober unexpectedly inserts their index finger into the blowjobee's anus.
While I was getting a hummer in the hottub I tapped my girl on the head and she slipped me the secret agent.
by J-dubb-emm February 18, 2011
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agents

Creatures that can take over anyone's body that is still hardwired to The Matrix.
by Pat July 23, 2004
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Agent Provocateur

A London company selling sexy and sophisticated lingerie and accessories, owned by Joseph Corre, (a son of famous fashion designer Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm McLaren, who was very sucessful being Sex Pistol's manager) who is also its chief designer. AP promotes sexual explicity, presented by Kylie Minogue in the famous AP commercial where she had been riding an electric bull.
She looked tempting as hell dressed up in Agent Provocateur's lingerie.
by necrotism May 26, 2006
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Agent 03

A wattpad story of dnf(dreamnotfound), which will leave you in literal tears. in the story dream has to kill george but he falls madly in love
dnf shipper 1: have you read agent 03?
dnf shipper 2: yeah it was so sad i cried.
dnf shipper 1: tell nick i said hi.
Both: *crying*
by kirstensalbqrt on tiktok January 5, 2021
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Free Agent

Someone who does not have a core group of friends and ends up jumping from group to group.
Billy has no friends, maybe thats why he's becoming a free agent.
by Brennan123 August 8, 2006
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