Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.
Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!
by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010
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sbc account

Oh look Dan’s on an sbc account again
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savings account

when a guy and girl are in a serious relationship.
Krystal opened a savings account with omar.
by tTL productions November 04, 2008
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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
by Sexydimma November 15, 2020
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Ghost Account

Having a Account with someone (Checking/Savings) and you put money in every week, then at the end or beginning of the month when its time to pay bills all the money is spent. Which you clearly did not touch.

Ghost account
Man: I put $135 dollars in that account every week.

Women: Ya well I dont see any cash in my hand so I guess you didn't put any money in did you.

Man: I have all the deposit slips right here.

Women: Don't be puttin those papers in my face.

Based off a true story. my Ghost account
by Iria bubblegum popper October 10, 2012
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PWC Accountant

One whom has an overbearing fetish of numbers and their mechanics.
smell of excitement after balance sheet is brought out
"PWC Accountants do that kinda thing..."
by Dashite July 10, 2003
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Spam Account

Usually an Instagram account where users will upload photos and videos at a high frequency giving it the name spam. The admins of these accounts are usually part of the black or Latin community. They usually ridicule and make fun of white people as a subtle form of racism. The captions are usually along with lines of “I- LAMSOSKWKQSKAO”. They refer to anyone who isn’t on their level of stupidity as “locals”, when in reality anyone would rather be a local than whatever the fuck these ratchet ass bitches are.
Spam accounts be like
Locals 🙄”
“SKSKKSKSKSKS”
White people 🤢”
by niegar December 14, 2019
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