The lamb ate the butcher!

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

Who ate my water

This is what Skye says in Fortnite when she sees a player.

"WHO ATE MY WATER?!" - Skye

by PurplePoison336 June 22, 2020

the monster that ate everybody

In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.

Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid

by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004

Leopards Ate My Face

Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is a parody subreddit which almost exclusively features content of people regretting their choice of voting for Brexit or Trump.

Definition on r/leopardsatemyface:
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party. Revel in the schadenfreude anytime someone has a sad because they're suffering consequences from something they voted for or supported or wanted to impose on other people.

A: "How do you feel about Brexit as a Brexit voter?"
B: "I never thought that it would be such a sh*tshow"
A: "Leopards Ate My Face When I Voted For The Leopards Eating People's Faces Party"

by printergobrrrrrr September 25, 2020

Hobo ate

To have eaten something past its expiration date.

"My yogurt expired a month ago, but I was so hungry I hobo ate it anyway."

by TheSnarkyMrsM September 18, 2014

China ate your lunch

Trump's most epic quote of the 9/29/2020 Presidential debate

China ate your lunch, Joe. They ate your lunch.

by Siddharth Chevorlet Naas September 30, 2020

the dog ate my data

An intentionally lame and pathetic excuse for not doing your homework, meant to be goofball-charming, since dogs are unable to actually consume computer generated data.

Yeah it was terrible, I wrote the entire totally stellar paper, it took me all day and all night, and then tragedy struck when the dog ate my data!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020