ass assassin

one who farts upon others with extreme potency, causing bodily harm to the victim

Dude, you're an ass assassin, steve is knocked out from your last fart.

by atown86 December 25, 2007

asselope

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

by da truant July 4, 2006

fun assasin

A person who no matter how much fun people are having around them can suck the fun out of that situation.

oh great hear comes my wife the fun assain.

by bluntmaster November 4, 2003

Assegg

A more *secretive* way of calling a person sexy then actually straight out calling a person sexy.
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!

Example 1: Damn, this chocolate cake is ASSEGG!
Example 2: Wow, how ASSEGG is that boy over there!

by savedbyyuled December 3, 2009

assecrist

the most extreme of any situation, good or bad; it's anything you want it to mean!

"He's being such an assecrist today!"

by adeioonse December 3, 2009

Assed Potatoes

Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.

Billy buttered up his butthole in anticipation of Tyrone coming over to make some assed potatoes.

by Mr_BBC June 2, 2014

Nigel (aka) Ninja Assassin

The name belonging to a sexy humble man, with a pretty nice behind. He is so loveable and the perfect prince charming. After sweeping so many girls off their feet, he finally settled down with that one chica. Am amazing boyfriend, and perfect companion for anytime, anywhere. Up for almost anything. He's got jokes like the joker and walks with attitude. Oh, and apparently, he's pretty gangster.

-OH, it smells kind of like sex..

-It's me. My new perfume called Nigel (aka) Ninja Assassin. It 's the new thing!

by Ninja Assassin4^* June 16, 2011