Duece Magnet

When your underwear always collect skid marks

Mikey you need to learn to wipe your ass better! Your skiveys are not duece magnets!

by Dingbat1 April 9, 2009

duece

another word for a gun the nyc drill rappers use.

"Get that duece, nigga!"

by j dotty March 6, 2023

Spruce Duece

Dropping a terd so big, thats floats and will only fly once.

I'm going to the bathroom to drop a spruce duece.

by Craze Jizoe May 13, 2010

Duece

He is a very funny but dumb person. He will always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in. He is the best boyfriend. And is always there for you no matter what. He is a trash skater and a pretty good baseball player. You wish you were duece.

Duece is a cool kid. But he is also sped

by Nobodylovescunts July 1, 2019

blue-duece

when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.

Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.

by poon()daddy July 15, 2011

Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016

$WAINS DUECE

Swains Duce. The most chivalrous, outgoing, handsome pimpish, gangsta son a gun you'll ever meet. Men want to be him, women turn into niagra falls when hes around, and he is the definition of big dick energy.your mom wants to fuck him, you dad wants him to stop dating your sister, and your dog goes to him even when he has no treats. He tought hugh Heffner how to be a play boy.

Bitch.

HOLY TITS IS THAT $WAINS DUECE??? HE KNOCKED UP MY MOM THIS MORNING AND ATE MY FRUIT SNACKS RIGHT AFTER. HES SO FREAKING SICK.

by Mr. Dr. Professor BBH September 9, 2020