butt-crusts

Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??

Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!

You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! 😃😂

Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! 😱

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 23, 2021

Doodoo Crust

when you poop but can still feel leftover crusty shit on your asshole

"Did you just pick out some of your doodoo crust?"
"Yea..."

by sexyjayjay May 04, 2022

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher August 13, 2017

ocean crust

When a sailor craps on your grave

Some guy ocean crusted on your moms grave

by African white boy September 22, 2013

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 09, 2010

Crust

Crust is usually referd to in the past tense or in the gerund form, Crusted and Crusting respectively. Crust is itself an amalgamation of the words 'crop' and 'dusting'. What Crusting and crop dusting refer to is the expulsion of one's flatulence over a specific area.

One friend to another:
"Wow, did you catch a wiff of the bar?"
"Ya, I know, I totally crusted the entire bar on my way back to the table"

by David Steckel January 08, 2007

vaginal crust

1) dried fluid left from a pussy after the bitch is done using her dildo

2) the slight crusty film left on ones penis after having sex

3) the same slight crusty film in defintion 2, only on ones face after eating out a pussy

Shit, I cant use this dildo with all this vaginal crust on it!

Fuck, now I have to wash my dick cause I have all this vaginal crust stuck on it.

by Nick the Jew March 29, 2006