EQ Cells

The pinaccle of homo sapiens' emotions. It is the definitive term of sentimental sensations to mortals. Each human being is born with a amount of EQ Cells, and they not only can be gained from breathing from both rural and urban areas, but they also grow amass over time as humans become more emotional. Crying is a method to procure more cells. If you have never cried before, you shouldn't be seeing this.

Just like its sibling IQ cells, when a human has transcended humanity, it gains an enormous amount of EQ cells immediately. Unable to contain any more cells, the human dies off and disperses all of it's EQ cells to the surroundings.

~ProfessorKyleOfTheIQCells,Part2

"My goodness, why are you crying at a drain?"
"sniff.. This is how I grow my EQ cells."

by Dahello123 November 19, 2018

Cell out

Scrolling through information in your cell phone, such as text messages or list of contacts. Often a feeble attempt to appear more popular when you have no one to talk to in a given social setting. Also a mindless activity to pass dead time, such as when on the toilet.

John felt awkward because none of his friends were at the party, so he sat in the corner and started to cell out.

by thejollygreengiant November 4, 2009

sickle cell

A form of hereditary anemia that causes the red blood cells to stop functioning, causing lethargy. For the most part, only occurs in black peoples.

I'm running fast! Fast FAST! Shit, here comes the sickle cell. My running days are over, time to get back to the TV and welfare, hehe. :P

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

cell fuck

when David ring puts his cell phone on his penis

David rings cell fucked at his new years party

by Youknowwhocellfuks January 11, 2008

cell phone

A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !

by J.J.J. January 7, 2004

cell phone

A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.

Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

by das uberwensch May 17, 2006

cell phone

a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.

I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.

by mannman November 13, 2009