by Al Bravo May 25, 2006

Dance shoe that only protects the ball of the foot. It has little straps that run between the toes hence the fabulous name - FOOT THONG!
by MaddyMoo September 26, 2004

A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
by java monster February 18, 2008

Tapping your foot on the brake as you pass a highway patrol or police car to make the policeman feel intimidating and important.
I unwittingly passed the highway patrol car going 10 miles over the speed limit; had I not given him a last-second foot salute I'd be sitting in traffic school right now.
by richies February 17, 2010

The result of when a girl gets too drunk to walk home in her heels, so she takes them off and walks barefoot on the nasty ass streets.
by Mali Boom Boom October 21, 2010

where a man or woman grows out his/her big toenail for eight weeks, then shoves it up their partners rear end during intercourse.
by James Wattsonfer September 2, 2008

A condition caused by smoking too much crack and walking around the hood for a week, sleeping on floors/decks/wherever you crash and never taking off your shoes. Then at the end of the week taking off your shoes to find each foot has become one giant blister.
by courtylol January 21, 2008
