March 9th

The baddest bitches were born on this day. Also most-likely to have a knife Knick

“Hey whens your birthday?”
“ March 9th”
“Oh so you have a knife Knick.”

by 638992/$*7);#/(# October 2, 2021

December 9th

An amazing Sagittarius' birthday! Or for some reason now an Ophiuchus, like wtf NASA?

It's December 9th! Happy Birthday!

by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020

November 9th

November 9th is when you confess your love to your bff (if you like them)

Go tell jaden your bff you like him, its November 9th!

I should tell Naomi I like her on November 9th

by Your guide hon November 7, 2019

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022

December 9th

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

February 9th

a person born on February 9th gets railed by and person of their choice

person 1: hey it’s February 9th
person 2: omfg ...
person 1: come over right now
person 2: im on my way

by musterious February 6, 2021

June The 9th

The best people are born on this day. People born on this day grow up to be Legends. No one hates them and people born on this day make people laugh a lot.

Mark is such a g! He was definitely born on June The 9th!

by Kerseal March 2, 2020