99 cent wal-mart porn

when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things

well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable

by Max C. August 17, 2008

99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One

Used in the case of someone who is a womaizer and is good with women but shit at everything else. fortunes fool when it comes to everything but women.

And to quote Jay-Z

Guy 1: " So Steve, Wha's Shakin' Baby?!Wha's Happenin'Anythin' Bad?"

Steve: "To quote Jay I got 99 Problems But a Bitch Aint One"

by wilfordicus May 19, 2009

99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

1 2 Miss A Few 99 100

The easiest way to count to 100.

bob: wana play hide and seek
dave: ok dude
bob: i'll count
dave: alright, guess I'll hide then (runs to hide)
bob: 1 2 miss a few 99 100.. Found You
dave: Hey, no fair dude
bob: what?

by I don't get it March 20, 2010

Throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99"

A phrase exclaimed in times of total bewilderment.

Well throw a rat at the wall and call me "Oscar 99", I had no idea Kerry was a girl - I swear I saw a ball hanging out swimmimg last week.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

~~``!!11@@22##33$$44%%55^^66&&**88((99))00__--++==QQqqWWwwEEeeRRrrTTttYYyyUUuuIIiiOOooPPpp{{[[}}]]||\\AAaaSSssDDddFFffGGggHHhhJJjjKKkkLLll::;;""''ZZzzXXxxCCccVVvvBBbbNNnnMMmm<<,,>>..??//

you got mega bored and decided to type every letter and number and symbol twice

person 1:~~``!!11@@22##33$$44%%55^^66&&**88((99))00__--++==QQqqWWwwEEeeRRrrTTttYYyyUUuuIIiiOOooPPpp{{}}||\\AAaaSSssDDddFFffGGggHHhhJJjjKKkkLLll::;;""''ZZzzXXxxCCccVVvvBBbbNNnnMMmm<<,,>>..??//
person 2:bro are you have a stroke

by 2020 in a real nutshell February 4, 2021

The Schlatt incident of '99

ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.

The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.

by Exhofade December 7, 2023