I ask myself.....how many times do I have to hear you say her name before my heart will stop playing this cruel trick on me?
It feels like I've been placed in this unending loop of airtime and dives
STOP!!.I want to get off....Wait...Do I really?....No, in spite of everything, I still just want to sit next to you....
It feels like I've been placed in this unending loop of airtime and dives
STOP!!.I want to get off....Wait...Do I really?....No, in spite of everything, I still just want to sit next to you....
by I'm Dreaming August 2, 2025

by the LBs December 24, 2008

Noun
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.
by xesyag August 31, 2025

Death Race 2000 is a 1975 film about killing people with cars. The more people you kill, the more points you get.
by anonymous May 3, 2022

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

by barflesnorp June 9, 2019

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
