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Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

enternet by Enternetter November 11, 2014

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entergetic

Someone who is full of the thought of entering. Can also be defined as the want to enter something.

Joseph is really entergetic today , he keeps on opening up ur mom.

entergetic by Bighomeslice October 1, 2020

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ENTWERNET

A from of internet connection, only found at the top of mountains. Originated on a "hill" in Cyprus.

I am looking for Entwernet for my phone

ENTWERNET by Sif G May 31, 2018

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Charles Enterntainment Cheese

The real name of Chuck E. Cheese.

Brian: Lets go to chuck e. cheese!
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)

Charles Enterntainment Cheese by Grian Bottlieb June 19, 2017

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Externet

External communication by means of internet

Externet speeds procurementprocess.

Externet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

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Enterdetainment

Enterdetainment is a compound word derived from entertain and detain to describe the interaction that dissident activists, street performers and transient merchants, "F-Troopers" like myself, have to regularly endure at the hands of law enforcement officers everywhere we go

The Po-Po enterdetained me at the show yesterday.

After being enterdetained, I describe what just happened to onlookers as my dose of enterdetainment for the day.

Enterdetainment by WhistleBlower0013 January 1, 2025

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Entergettable

Entertaining but very forgettable. A good bad movie.

Tron legacy had great special effects and music but was ultimately entergettable.

Entergettable by Jd_drizzle April 5, 2025

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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