enternet

Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

by Enternetter November 11, 2014

entergetic

Someone who is full of the thought of entering. Can also be defined as the want to enter something.

Joseph is really entergetic today , he keeps on opening up ur mom.

by Bighomeslice October 1, 2020

ENTWERNET

A from of internet connection, only found at the top of mountains. Originated on a "hill" in Cyprus.

I am looking for Entwernet for my phone

by Sif G May 31, 2018

Charles Enterntainment Cheese

The real name of Chuck E. Cheese.

Brian: Lets go to chuck e. cheese!
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)

by Grian Bottlieb June 19, 2017

Externet

External communication by means of internet

Externet speeds procurementprocess.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Enterdetainment

Enterdetainment is a compound word derived from entertain and detain to describe the interaction that dissident activists, street performers and transient merchants, "F-Troopers" like myself, have to regularly endure at the hands of law enforcement officers everywhere we go

The Po-Po enterdetained me at the show yesterday.

After being enterdetained, I describe what just happened to onlookers as my dose of enterdetainment for the day.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 1, 2025

Entergettable

Entertaining but very forgettable. A good bad movie.

Tron legacy had great special effects and music but was ultimately entergettable.

by Jd_drizzle April 5, 2025