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Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

enternet by Enternetter November 11, 2014

Words you can keep

entergetic

Someone who is full of the thought of entering. Can also be defined as the want to enter something.

Joseph is really entergetic today , he keeps on opening up ur mom.

entergetic by Bighomeslice October 1, 2020

ENTWERNET

A from of internet connection, only found at the top of mountains. Originated on a "hill" in Cyprus.

I am looking for Entwernet for my phone

ENTWERNET by Sif G May 31, 2018

Charles Enterntainment Cheese

The real name of Chuck E. Cheese.

Brian: Lets go to chuck e. cheese!
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)

Charles Enterntainment Cheese by Grian Bottlieb June 19, 2017

Externet

External communication by means of internet

Externet speeds procurementprocess.

Externet by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Enterdetainment

Enterdetainment is a compound word derived from entertain and detain to describe the interaction that dissident activists, street performers and transient merchants, "F-Troopers" like myself, have to regularly endure at the hands of law enforcement officers everywhere we go

The Po-Po enterdetained me at the show yesterday.

After being enterdetained, I describe what just happened to onlookers as my dose of enterdetainment for the day.

Enterdetainment by WhistleBlower0013 January 1, 2025

Entergettable

Entertaining but very forgettable. A good bad movie.

Tron legacy had great special effects and music but was ultimately entergettable.

Entergettable by Jd_drizzle April 5, 2025

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026