oopsie fuck

1. When you accidentally fuck someone who you shouldn't have, and it has the possibility of fucking everything up.

Damn, that guy was such an oopsie fuck.

by keg1234 November 21, 2021

fuck suit

a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks

Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit

by all.red May 30, 2017

Down to fuck

hun are 5 or 6 if you are then dont worry about it live life untill find out what it means bye

but if you aint and you dont know what down to fuck means then you are too innocent god

by Justcallmesweetheart August 2, 2022

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

national fuck day

a day where you can have sex with a guy without saying no homo

dude1 hey happy national fuck day. dude2 did you bring the condoms

by ytsspecter May 6, 2019

Filter Fuck

When someone uses so many filters on a photo, it becomes unrecognizable.

Person 1: Dude have you seen my mom's post on Instagram?
Person 2: Yeah I didn't even know it was you until I looked closer, she Filter Fucked that picture.

by F1SHPASTE November 2, 2020

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019