Pizz twat

When you swing from a bait makers nuts like a female groupie.

Alan is such a Pizz twat, he would do anal for free baits.

by Paul Schmitz December 23, 2021

Pikey Twat

Basically means white trash cunt.

Everyone in this city is a pikey twat.

by RaginRedBull September 12, 2018

laser twat

Getting your vagina tightned by laser .

Shes such a laser twat . Its onvs what shes had done !

by Helsb October 22, 2015

Twat

The literal meaning was pregnant fish, but now it means a woman's vagina.
Commonly used by British people as a meaningless insult.

"Oi yer feckin' twat" said the crumpet man.

by AhYesObama March 30, 2020

Barney Twat

A Twat so inflamed it's Purple like barney.. Usually has a huge labia

"hey guys have you seen Mel's pussy? It's Purple, looks like a Barney Twat.

by D sanity July 24, 2017

twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018