A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.
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Get the Goobie nerd mug.Person 1: Ha Ha ur a nerd!
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
You: n-no! I
I'm totally not a n-nerd!
Person 1: Just admit it.
You: Ok fine. I'm a cringy nerd, who is not poggers, cash money, or epic gamer, and I'm a Sussy Baka, but I'm forced to read this dictionary edit.
Person 1: Ha Ha nerd!
Person 2: Oh do you wanna fight me!?
Person 1: Super smash bros fight?
Person 2: Lol nope, nerd.
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Nerd 20 years later: I have 100,000,000 million in my bank account. You wanna mess with me now?!?
Nerd 20 years later: I have 100,000,000 million in my bank account. You wanna mess with me now?!?
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Josh: This ain’t no pumpkin juice, but it kinda slaps.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
Pete: What the fuck?
Josh: Harry Potter?
Pete: Bro, you just got caught nerding.
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