Purple Butt

The results of someone having so much sex from behind that their butt cheeks turn purple from bruises from all the pounding. ;

A klutz who always falls down on their butt

Becky loves anal sex so much that she's a purple butt.

James just admitted he's a purple butt and proud.

George says his girlfriend has a purple butt from always having sex with her doggystyle.

Jane & Charlie are such purple butts, they always fall down on their ass when they're on ice.

by KrazyNino420 September 7, 2020

Barney the purple dinosaur

Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.

Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Purple Salamander

It is the act in which the male genitalia is forcefully sucked on until it is purple in color.

Joe: Last night i got the best purple salamander!

Mike: Was it good enough that you had to put makeup on it?

Joe: As a matter of fact yes!

by Billhaha September 9, 2012

purple sweatshirt

gay

its a gay day.....purple sweatshirt

by Anaconda Penis September 17, 2013

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by [e-mail] June 16, 2012

Purple lovin'

A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)

Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).

Do you remember anything about last night?

No, nothing after that Purple Lovin'

by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012