by SoaringBear April 30, 2020
Get the Turtle mug.Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
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Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
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by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
Get the Acoustic turtle mug.When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.
Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.
by dj_nafi November 25, 2014
Get the turtled up mug.Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW
by yogha October 22, 2023
Get the Turtle mug.Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
Get the Ninja Turtling mug.When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and, while about to ejaculate, sees the tip of a stool (the turtle) poking from her anus. He quickly pulls out and launches his semen over the poop onto her back (the hurdle).
I was banging my woman from behind and was about to nut when she started to shit herself. I quickly pulled out and did a Turtle Hurdle onto her Tramp Stamp. That shit was nasty but a guy’s gotta blow sometimes.
by JayAddy September 25, 2023
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