Me-J

A me-J is a self performed blow job.

After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.

by SkinsFan21 January 7, 2010

acu me

its simply means, "Excuse me?!". with more of a spanish accent.

person 1: Your mom needs to loose weight

person 2: ACU ME?!

by kimba.will.sparkle.on.you July 20, 2009

supersize me

One of the most pointless and idealistic doccumentaries of our time. Entrails some "Genius" by the name Morgan Spurlock eating 3 square meals of Mc Donalds for one month and suprise suprise he gets fat. Wow! We never could have figured that one out on our own, hey numb nuts?!

Person A: "Man supersize me is the best film ever!"

Person B: "You sicken me, get the hell out of my office!"

by Kid Conformist January 14, 2007

pop me

When jazzlyn thought she could fight but realized all she could do was talk and not throw a punch. All she could say is pop me

Pop me den

by pop me den May 25, 2016

Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.

It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

shuse me

same as "excuse me", however, when you say "excuse me" you are asking politly. "shuse me" is to be said while pushing someone out of the way.

Shuse me! ::push::

by Matt November 4, 2003

Tap me

When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay

Steve: hey brad tap me one

Brad: ye sure

Steve: sound

by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019