Macaroni Salad

pussy/ eating pussy

yeah i ate her macaroni salad

by thereallord June 22, 2022

Ceaser Salad

Rolling up some fire ass weed.

Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.

by avethegoat June 25, 2022

doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

by Liability Luke July 2, 2022

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

Salad Ass

Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.

Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"

by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS July 3, 2022

valid salad

quality over quantity… logic over emotion

“i’m not gonna hold u.. this is valid salad. that’s word to the white ash at the end of the dutch”

by sretaw, trebor August 27, 2022

Salad picker

Someone that’s a picky eater even if it’s a salad

Don’t bring Mary to the party she’s such a salad picker

by White lotus August 29, 2022