totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.

(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd

totally perfect day by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024

in perfect harmoney 

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.

If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.

in perfect harmoney by QuacksO May 2, 2025

A perfect system 

Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...

Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"

A perfect system by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect 

Sarcastic expression used when a situation turns out exactly wrong or in the most inconvenient, frustrating, or disastrous way possible.

This concert was so bad, it was crapsolutely perfect.

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

Crapsolutely perfect 

When a situation turns out “perfect” in the absolute worst way possible. Usually said with heavy sarcasm to highlight how everything went wrong, yet managed to line up with irritating precision.

“Oh, the car broke down in the rain, my phone’s dead, and I left my wallet at home. Crapsolutely perfect.”

Crapsolutely perfect by TexasDragon76 September 5, 2025

The perfect book

Queen of shadows - Sarah J. Maas

This book is is so good that it’s the queen of shadows - the perfect book

The perfect book by Ichlieberowan February 8, 2026

That'll Perfect 

When somthing is so perfect you have no words for it, so you blurt out "That'll Perfect"

The icing whent on your cake so perfectly the judge was speechless and you utter :"That'll perfect"

That'll Perfect by Ruthlessvizion February 26, 2017