Penis stretcher

The act of stretching/pulling the penis to its full extent while going piss in a urinal in an attempt to make your flacid penis look large.

Jake-man the guy next to me was checking out my dick so I had to intimadate him with the ol' penis stretcher.

by The Squeeler April 18, 2009

barrel penis

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Lol. He's got 1 inch, but 2 inches in girth. That dude's goat a barrel penis!

by dudeman245 March 30, 2007

Luke's penis

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

by kids named luke penis December 24, 2020

Scandinavian Penis

On average, the largest kind of penis in the world, coming ahead of even the almighty black penis

"OMG, Shayla, last night, I had a Scandinavian Penis inside me!"
"LOL, is that why you're limping?"
"Yeah, but it was worth it!"

by Lilac de Nubia October 31, 2013

penis corral

A woman's vagina that has become so large that it could contain more than one penis at once.

Friend: So, how was last night? You enjoy yourself?"

You: "Not so much. She had a penis corral so large I heard echos from thrusting."

by From Tennessee April 6, 2005

Penis Inbetweenus

1) Aggressive punitive Act of sneaking into your own home, catching someone else fucking your wife/girlfriend, popping a Viagra, slamming a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then forcibly sodomizing him up the ass while he is still inside your lady. That man becomes the Penis Inbetweenus.

2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!

Does Urban Dictionary editor's who reject definitions, creating rift between author and audience, can be a real Penis Inbetweenus...

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

penis paste

Organic Fluid also known as "Semen"

I busted my penis paste all in her face!!

by nccountryboy August 11, 2010