Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

bowl vaulter

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.

I was holding on to that poop so long I made a bowl vaulter!

by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

cereal bowled

When you eat cereal out of a girls vagina

Me: Can I borrow some milk?
Friend: Yea why?
Me: This girl is about to get cereal bowled.

by Morganhas September 12, 2016

Cloaking bowls

Using a contraption or method to conceal the fact that you are smoking a bowl.

Timmy was cloaking bowls in the basement and his mom didnt even notice when she came down to switch the laundry

by LameyLynn September 29, 2011

Bowling Team

A group or team of friends who habitually partake in smoking substance, particularly from a bowl or bong.

I made the varsity bowling team at my high school. Guess I'm a stoner

by SomeoneWhoIsntMeyayaya July 18, 2011

Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.

Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling

by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020