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hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
mugGet the hit the open manmug.

Hit a ball with a bat

Oi have you hit a ball with a bat
by Ryan Todd January 15, 2018
mugGet the Hit a ball with a batmug.

go hit a corner

by Jjay June 9, 2016
mugGet the go hit a cornermug.

One-Hit Wonders

One-Hit wonders are those n00bs that think they are turnt-up after one hit of weed for the first time.
*takes one hit of weed for the first time* "Oh my god I'm so HIGH!!!"
"You're a One-hit wonder"
"look at all these One-Hit Wonders pretending they are high"
by geministic May 16, 2014
mugGet the One-Hit Wondersmug.

Talk Shit, Get Hit

A phrase that basiclly means if you piss someone of then they'll tear your fuckin face up with brass knuckles.

The phrase 'Talk Trash, Get Brass' has the same concept.
It's pretty self explainitory so, sorry, no example for Talk Shit, Get Hit or Talk Trash, Get Brass
by $hannon July 7, 2007
mugGet the Talk Shit, Get Hitmug.

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.
by Girafimal April 24, 2010
mugGet the Got hit in the face with a coconutmug.

bong hits 4 jesus

Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
See bong hits
P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code
by Thataso March 23, 2007
mugGet the bong hits 4 jesusmug.

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