Mike Moh

A bad ass mofo who kicks ass like Bruce Lee
Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
by TheRealStan August 19, 2019
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...
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Mike Bryant

Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
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Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
by Metal bender 69 November 08, 2023
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Mike Horsfall

A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay

Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn March 01, 2022
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Unfit Mike

A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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Mike Bailey

A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”

B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”
by mattybtheslumpgod September 14, 2020
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