Mike

The best friend you will ever have but he’s chronically dyspraxic.. He will never fail to make you laugh though!

Mike is a cool dude with dyspraxia.

by TheBlueOne13 January 5, 2024

miked-it

Used to refer to someone who has become so ridiculously cross-faded that even simple motor skills and actions required to live (ex. breathing) are a near impossible task.

Jared: Dude you were hella fucked up last night! Anthony had to carry you to your room and undress you because you couldn't even move.
Justin: Yeah dude you definitely Miked-it last night!

by jrock916 October 7, 2011

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Dirty Mike

Owner of a petite cock.

Why are you such a dirty mike?

by Kaden1467 June 16, 2016

mike haggerty

Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.

You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.

by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021

chubby mike

Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other

You know chubby mike? He’s awesome right?

by Myne12 November 22, 2021

doorside mike

A fucking fag

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.

by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016