Max

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.

They’re so pretty, they must be Max!

by alexisnthere June 14, 2023

Yap-maxing

someone that can't stop yapping

JOOO this guys is such a yap-maxer

Sara is always yap-maxing

by Kyrahisahottie March 23, 2025

Max Moore

Cutest, Kindest, Nicest and most amazing person

I really like Max Moore

by Your sisters best friend October 15, 2020

Max Prestige Gooner

Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning

*sees guy gooning in class*
Bro is a max prestige gooner

by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024

Max Sonic-chebs

The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.

by uhprofile November 22, 2024

pheromone maxing

When a man doesn’t shower or wear deodorant specifically to enhance his body odor in hopes that a woman’s “natural mating instinct” will kick in and she will be immediately infatuated with said “Pheromone Maxer”.

“Hey chat, gonna go Pheromone Maxing at the MTG meet-up. Chicks will be all over me!”

by SarahSuprise June 4, 2024

Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.

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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

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by Playtard July 15, 2019