John Hall

A person typically asian that is rather short and is quite fond of giraffes. The one said John would probably be short forever

Person A: look at that fucking midget
Person B:hey that's my chigga, he a John Hall

by Jameron hall June 15, 2018

John Hilgert

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother

Rest in peace John Hilgert

by Andrea.k December 2, 2021

nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john

damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

by MyNameIsBrandon May 7, 2021

John Broad

Literally the greatest, most famous type of chap alive, honestly this is the best type of fellow to be

Father, someday I would like to be a John Broad

by Iniguel bandangus November 20, 2016

John McTaggart

"Son get your work down" is just one of the many quotes said by this famous legend from Holy Cross High school in Hamilton. He also has some arse and will whip your arse, quote "Had a naughty boy in class today, had to give him a proper telling." This was another great quote from him, he also listens to scrillex.

I saw John McTaggart smelling Mrs Hands the other day, pretty sure she said some arse to him and skelped it.

by Unlimitedchildren inthebasemen December 4, 2020

John Marquez

John Marquez is the most beautiful person. They care about everyone and she has a amazing smile. He is one of the kindest people ever.

Wow! Your Dating John Marquez? radical dude! They use any pronouns? Sick! Anyways, later skater!

by robbiegrohl April 6, 2022

Pastor John

Pastor John is a omnipotent being with no designated appearance, do not question him for you do not know the extent of what you are speaking of. That said, John is always going to haunt your nightmares, keep your doors locked, mortal.

Every second you’re not running, Pastor John Is only getting closer

by Dr.Pastor John November 4, 2021