Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.
Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.
Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!
by TmVv January 20, 2010
Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.
However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
by Lindsay W May 29, 2008
by PotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotato September 11, 2021
A phrase that basiclly means if you piss someone of then they'll tear your fuckin face up with brass knuckles.
The phrase 'Talk Trash, Get Brass' has the same concept.
The phrase 'Talk Trash, Get Brass' has the same concept.
by $hannon June 05, 2007
by Girafimal April 24, 2010
Bong hits for Jesus is a banner displayed on Telivision in Juneau, Alaska. The student who held the banner sued the school in Morse v Fredrick
See bong hits
See bong hits
P1: Hey did you here about Bong hits 4 jesus?
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code
P2: Yeah that guy was using free speech
P1: No he was violating the School drug use code
by Thataso March 21, 2007