
SIMP!
Dylan - somebody who socially lowers themselves in hopes of gaining a woman’s affection (A. K. A. a simp)
by Pussiemagney420 May 6, 2020

Dylan, a smart and loving guy. He’s more than decent. Loves his girlfriend and treats her like she’s the prettiest girl in the world. Loves his family and his friends with a true heart. Some Dylan’s are known to be jerks. But when found, his friends and family are lucky to know a guy named Dylan.
by coolbeans213 June 19, 2023

by Enzo loadonmyback October 20, 2021

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.
Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got
by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

The embodiment of “cringe”.
by niggermonkey666 May 5, 2020

he is smart and cool and likes to have brief talks with friends about pretty dumb stuff he is usually the best at the game and is one of the best friends you could ever have.
dylan is cool.
by so yeah .... im a gamer June 18, 2021
