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double headed dragon

When you have two people give you oral sex at the same time.
Last Night, i had Kerri and Tabitha give me the double headed dragon.
by Jason Montana June 30, 2007
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Dragon Ball Fighterz

A game that showed a lot of promise but was soon taken over by tryhards and no-lifes but is still fun to play with friends.
Dragon Ball Fighterz is cancer
by Let me eat that booty May 18, 2018
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Commodo Dragon

Roommate #1: Dude, what was up with your GF this morning?
Roommate #2: She went to the bathroom and found that Commodo Dragon that you forgot to flush!
by weasel8 August 11, 2011
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smoke the dragon

"BRB, gonna go smoke the dragon"
"Gross man..."
by Sgt Nato March 15, 2009
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Immortal Dragon

An ugly girl (dragon) who is so utterly unattractive that she is actually "unslayable"
Dude I was trying to just get laid last night but the only girl who wasnt already with a guy was an Immortal Dragon
by maniacmixklutz May 23, 2011
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Angry Dragon Tear

Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.

Full definition:

While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.

NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.
I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.
by StarkConflict April 22, 2011
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Dragon Quest

Probably the worst Japanese Role Playing series in existence. It has archaic, simplistic and shallow gameplay, while utterly lacking in any sort of redeeming values, with not even the storyline or characters ever being any good. The lack of evolution is just disturbing, and when the series does try and change, it is both minimal and late to the party. Dragon Quest is to other JRPGs what Dynasty Warriors is to Ninja Gaiden and other action titles.

Honestly, I never understand why gamers lower their standards so much for Dragon Quest. This is a series that hasn't offered gaming or gamers anything relevant in almost two decades. Would anyone outside of Japan even care if the Dragon Quest series was discontinued? The only people who would are two minorities - the fake Dragon Quest fans who only like the series now because it is on Nintendo platforms again, and the people who just generally have atrocious taste in everything.

Ultimately, Dragon Quest is just really awful. Having to sit through these games is like drilling needles into your eyes. I swear anyone who sits through a Dragon Quest game in its entirety must be a Masochist. And people wonder why Japan has such a high suicide rate? There really should be a law against hyping Dragon Quest games.
If it has Dragon Quest in the name you can pretty much expect the JRPG equivalent of dog shit.
by Ivalice-Alliance November 8, 2009
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