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smiling donkey

When two men ingage in anal sex and one man kicks like a donkey while the other bites off his ass hair.
oh a sweet smiling donkey
smiling donkey by esteban October 16, 2003

Brass Donkey Punch 

Similar to the Donkey Punch, this sexual maneuver incorporates brass knuckles for that extra kick to get you over the hump.
After the original Donkey Punch lost its luster, Matt broke out his brass knuckles and Brass Donkey Punched his fuck buddy Sarah.
Brass Donkey Punch by Mario N. Luigi February 27, 2009

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
sucks the donkey dick by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

Angry Donkey 

The act of combining a "Angry Pirate" and the "Donkey Punch"
The point is to give you more than enough time to escape and laugh from a safe distance
Dude 1: While fucking Sarah I gave her an angry donkey
Dude 2: Whats that?
Dude 1: I was doing her doggy style and then I punched in the back of her head, flipped her over and jizzed in her eye and then I kicked her in the shin!
Dude 2: WHY!?
Dude 1: Because it was funny!
Dude 2: Oh ok
Angry Donkey by silvermanblue June 23, 2010

electric donkey 

The act of performing a donkey punch except instead of punching you zap your girl with a Taser.
I totally did an electric donkey on my girl last night. All she has is some burn marks from the Taser on her back.
electric donkey by Pigg April 2, 2008

Water Donkey

A water donkey is a person(s) with a very large, explosive bladder.
Dammit Pablo your always walking so proud with your water donkey swinging around!
Water Donkey by The Congesour' February 28, 2011