Apple

WHY ARE U LOOKING UP THE DEFINITION OF A FREAKING FEUIT GET A JIB AND LEARN HOW TO READ

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE APPLE

by GOSOMEWHEREELSE February 6, 2019

bad apple

When a girl throws an apple up into a witches hands, then a house appears with a book, then a rabbit stops the book, then the witch eats it and litters it onto a mansion, then the apple becomes a woman, then the woman becomes a vampire that drops a cup, then the cup becomes a maid, then the maid throws a knife, then the knife becomes a vampire, then the vampire gets cut in half by a ninja, then it pans to a hot person cooling off, then a leaf turns into a boat, then a scythe turns into satan, then the sword becomes a woman with fire, then the fire becomes 2 women, then the women merge into the moon, then 2 women reach out, then the moon becomes 3 musicians,

bad apple: then the musicians point to animals, then one of the rabbits shoot a bullet, then leaves appears, etc.

by visaa February 15, 2025

apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.

"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."

by french exit March 9, 2023

apple

why are you looking at apple on Urban Dictionary? Get a life.

Guy 1: There is actually Apple on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: ew who looks that up on this place

by Redoxoful January 28, 2018

Apple

The apple is small

The girl has the same size boobs as the apples

by Pimp_daddy_05 March 1, 2021

Addy Apple

he like apples and he gets all the women because hes a alpha male and hes hot

Addy Apple is poggers

by AppleHasManyWives May 28, 2021

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022